Chuck Handed

A "cack handed" or sausage fingered person with impaired fine motor skills because their fingers are fat as sausages - like king Charles III (King Chuck to his mates)

Jerry is so Chuck Handed he takes 20 minutes to insert a sim card.

by Na ni di Oyibo October 26, 2022

Palmela Handerson

A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022

faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."

by Moffyr December 30, 2022

goede handel

goede handel is god

ik hou van goede handel

by karagato January 18, 2023

Reich-hander

Derogatory-informal a right-handed person

Vladimir Putin is evil you might even say he is Reich-hander

by Mackenzie345 February 28, 2023

Caleb Hagen

A silly goose who loves country music and will probably say he loves you even though he doesn’t really and then block you!!

Either brunette or ginger with a pretty laugh
He will break your heart so stay away

Friend: do you know Caleb Hagen?
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

by Zaynsballz March 8, 2023

Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

This refers to the palm of the hand and the five fingers,and is a term used for masterbating

I bet you had fun in the bathroom with Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

by Weirdo#666 March 9, 2023