by tomikalomi August 1, 2024
Get the national girlfriend day mug.When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro
Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)
by Hello-553669 March 29, 2025
Get the Girlfriend-zoning mug.A game played while in public where when you see an older man with a young woman, you try to guess if it's his girlfriend or daughter based on context clues
Person 1. So what you think; girlfriend or daughter
Person 2. I don't know. She seems pretty young but his hand is a little close to her ass to be his daughter
Person 2. I don't know. She seems pretty young but his hand is a little close to her ass to be his daughter
by Kinghiki April 4, 2025
Get the Girlfriend Or Daughter mug.A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
by Born to ride Donald J. Trump May 1, 2025
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by Hloecay urtonbay May 28, 2025
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A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!
by leadrock December 4, 2022
Get the Girlfriend Guy mug.Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .
by anonymous December 19, 2022
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