Cat Food 

A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.

If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.

Cat Food by Stephen February 15, 2005

White people food 

Can be very good or dry as dog shit

Terran : Yo look what I made
Amelio : Let me try it
Terran : What do you think
Amelio : Taste like white people food

White people food by Ihavenoname5455 January 25, 2021

chinese food 

makes you smart

persons 1: why are u so smart
persons 2: i had chinese food for lunch

chinese food by smartest person alive October 18, 2008

yuppie food coupons

Twenty dollar bills obtained from an ATM.Originated in Wired back in 1996. In 2000 they were refered to in Details as dotcom food coupons

Look at the dude getting his yuppie food coupons

yuppie food coupons by Peter Scott September 19, 2008

unidentifiable food object

an article of food that has been left in the refrigerator, freezer, or car so long that it is no longer identifiable as edible;also known as UFO or vintage food.

When I was cleaning out the fridge I found two cans of orange soda, some old turkey meat, and an unidentifiable food object from last Thanksgiving.

unidentifiable food object by erieee December 11, 2009

fast food 

crappy food soaked in oil from mcdonalds or burger king that has fake smell juice on it.

Lets go get some heart-clogging fast food.

fast food by person October 13, 2003

dog food 

Heroine, in it's raw form resembles dog food in appearance.

The raw heroine seen in movies.....and your local kingpins house.

dog food by xander9727 January 6, 2005