How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

Spanish sword fight

A Spanish Sword Fight or Swordfight is when three or more couples pair off and the woman who brings her man off first is the winner. The man who is the first to be brought off is the loser but some may say he also won.

The frat had a Spanish Sword Fight last night. Flounder had no chance against Lot Lizard Lucy.

by zack1964 February 1, 2024

Fight Hands

1. A show of passionate support or strong belief in a topic. Not an actual threat of violence.

2. To provide strong defense for a topic

Did you hear about that girl? She didn’t deserve that.

Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.

by Janeson April 10, 2023

you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.

Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!

by Braymanno April 17, 2023

hitler boss fight

a hitler boss fight is when youre fighting hitler. this is not a metaphor.

Knight: Holy fuck, this Hitler guy is pretty strong!

this is an example of a hitler bossfight

hitler boss fight is

by dazed nad confused April 20, 2023

Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.

Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."

by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023

fighting life

fighting a life sentence; if convicted, will spend the rest of ones days behind the prison yard fences

Jacob: Where has Anthony been at?

Hunter: You didn't hear? He's fighting life, goes to trial next month

by writersoftheearthuniverse April 22, 2023