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Fight Stancing

Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.
1. Workout journal:

Warmup:

Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.

2.

Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."
by Boonshadow January 16, 2019
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fight over shreddies

based on the ads for Diamond Shreddies, it means to argue over things that are basically the same.
"Dude, that's a circle,"
"Naw man, it's an oval!"
" Oh, come on stop fighting over shreddies!"

"Is that a husky-terrier, or a husky-poodle?"
"Dude, it's a dog, don't fight over shreddies."
by Halo Foxboy April 30, 2010
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fighting life

fighting a life sentence; if convicted, will spend the rest of ones days behind the prison yard fences
Jacob: Where has Anthony been at?

Hunter: You didn't hear? He's fighting life, goes to trial next month
by writersoftheearthuniverse April 22, 2023
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fight fire with gasoline

In the heat of an argument you react explosively!
Gloria: "your mother wears Army Boots"
Peter: "X!!@¥©... :( ...!!
Psychologist: "fight fire with gasoline"
loosely coined from DB's album Let's Dance "Cat People"

from femaleUudderrencce
by Spice cowboy January 13, 2023
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Fighting the Dragon

Battling an opioid addiction.
I was fighting the dragon that night when I freaked the fuck out.
by BittenByASnake July 22, 2018
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bond fighting

two girls (related or non-related) who bitch @ each other for no reason then act like nothing had happen
by BestBitch4Life September 20, 2011
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Nutella fight

When you and your gurl having anal and both if you randomly shit you procced to throw the shit at eachother leaving a nutella-like substance behind.
Oi bruv me and my girl had bare nutella fights last night init bludclart.
by Big smelly gypsy January 13, 2017
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