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fruit poopito

Fruit popito is when you take a fruit poop yet with small nuggets or a creamy small dirty gross dump.
Dan-Ahhhh!
Jack-What was that about?
Dan-I tryed to get a quick Fruit Poop but i got a nasty suprise with a fruit poopito!!!
Jack-Oh,thats bad man.
Dan-I know now i have skidmarks in my boxers!!!
Jack-Man, i feel your pain..Im sorry.
by Stormy Littles November 17, 2011
mugGet the fruit poopitomug.

Low Hanging Fruit

A person who is easily reachable(easy pickings).
Tends to go after easily attainable females. Despite the name low hanging fruit they carry extremely petite genitalia.
by Mort lyncher March 6, 2023
mugGet the Low Hanging Fruitmug.

British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016
mugGet the British Fruit Piemug.

california fruit rain

a dust of short and misty rain drops while in you're in the state of california
"what the hell is this, california fruit rain?"
by thisguy17 November 4, 2021
mugGet the california fruit rainmug.

pocket fruit

When you're high and you forget you have Starburst in
your pocket.
Fuck yeah! Found some pocket fruit!
by ZombieTentacles February 28, 2015
mugGet the pocket fruitmug.

fruit bowl

the unclean anus of a twink
frankie's gotta a dusty fruit bowl. I can smell that stank from a mile away
by sunohoo November 18, 2020
mugGet the fruit bowlmug.

dropping fruit

Dropping fruit = when you bowl down the street like a geezer because you own the street & give zero fucks about how fruit you drop
Finchy "did you see Reidy dropping fruit?"
Pete " yeah he's a proper geezer, he owns the street and gives zero fucks"
by Baron98 July 11, 2017
mugGet the dropping fruitmug.

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