Fruit popito is when you take a fruit poop yet with small nuggets or a creamy small dirty gross dump.
Dan-Ahhhh!
Jack-What was that about?
Dan-I tryed to get a quick Fruit Poop but i got a nasty suprise with a fruit poopito!!!
Jack-Oh,thats bad man.
Dan-I know now i have skidmarks in my boxers!!!
Jack-Man, i feel your pain..Im sorry.
Jack-What was that about?
Dan-I tryed to get a quick Fruit Poop but i got a nasty suprise with a fruit poopito!!!
Jack-Oh,thats bad man.
Dan-I know now i have skidmarks in my boxers!!!
Jack-Man, i feel your pain..Im sorry.
by Stormy Littles November 17, 2011

A person who is easily reachable(easy pickings).
Tends to go after easily attainable females. Despite the name low hanging fruit they carry extremely petite genitalia.
Tends to go after easily attainable females. Despite the name low hanging fruit they carry extremely petite genitalia.
by Mort lyncher March 6, 2023

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016

by thisguy17 November 4, 2021

by ZombieTentacles February 28, 2015

by sunohoo November 18, 2020

Dropping fruit = when you bowl down the street like a geezer because you own the street & give zero fucks about how fruit you drop
Finchy "did you see Reidy dropping fruit?"
Pete " yeah he's a proper geezer, he owns the street and gives zero fucks"
Pete " yeah he's a proper geezer, he owns the street and gives zero fucks"
by Baron98 July 11, 2017
