fruit bag

A man's scrotum.

"Let me show you a fruit bag" - Justin Timberlake, "Suit and Tie"

by Big Bird 🐦 December 31, 2021

fruit bat

a big bat in the family pteropodidae
they have big balls (no offense)
fruit bats are also called flying foxes
they look like dogs lol

I saw a big fruit bat hanging upside down on that big tree!

by arc April 11, 2022

The Fruit Canyon

The Uncanny Valley, but for gender/sexuality, it is between the peaks of easily categorized masculine and feminine gender presentation.

Often applied in reference to voices, when you hear somebody talk and you have no idea what this person's gender is, but you do know they're queer.

When you call up a leftist org, and the person who answers is somewhere in the depths of the fruit canyon, that's how you know they're legit.

by clayhands August 15, 2022

Hot Dragon fruit

While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.

Picking the ripest fruit of all I consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love.

by Brellygreen April 17, 2017

Passion Fruit/Vegetable

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.

Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.

Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.

Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Juicy Fruit

When an individual saturates their hand in saliva before reaching into their anus and removes a piece of shit and then proceeds to eat it

Steve: Hey bro
Mark: How did i go last night?
Steve: That bitch wanted a Juicy Fruit

by frenchtostboi March 2, 2020

addicted to welch fruit snacks

gay

being “addicted to welch fruit snacks” means you like dick

by corkscrewdic December 28, 2022