FIL Friday

When FIL becomes the better Division.

Jarry: Hey what day is it?
Dare: Oh it's FIL Friday.

by 8enM_rk October 7, 2021

no bags friday

When you don't bring a bag to work on a Friday because you are going out for Friday night drinks and don't want to leave your bag at the bar because you're too shitfaced

"Yeah I'm down for Friday night drinks"
"Sweet, don't forget, no bags Friday"

by Jacko012 June 4, 2018

National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist

"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"

by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021

Friday

A day in which 13 year olds drive cars and pretty much everything goes into parties they wake up in the at 7 AM and go eat some cereal. It was sung by Rebecca Black it was pretty much the worst song ever.I have a shorter and better version.

Rebecca Black:

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Me:7 a.m and I go back to sleep.

by ssj456tommy October 27, 2012

Friday Nite Regular

Someone you would always see at the local watering hole on Friday nites.

Raul was a Friday Nite Regular at the Pot Belly Pub.

by Paulie Fukn Walnuts August 25, 2021

Green Friday

Black Friday for the weed industry. AKA April 20th 420!!! The busiest day of the year for any dispensary worker. All employees are required to work and usually there is a line before the store even opens. It will be crazy every time.

“Oh no it’s 4/20 Today is going to be so busy!”
“It’s Green Friday! Of course it is!”

by Pinky Purps April 21, 2021

Fornication Friday

A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).

Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag

by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023