shitting the shower

Having sex on the down low . Friends with benefits. Hooking up.

Nah man, we ain’t dating. We just shitting the shower.

by Onthedownlow May 9, 2019

Hipster shower

Hipster shower

I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.

I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.

by WakandaMSP May 21, 2018

Shower bath

Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.

Mom: I'm gonna go and take a shower bath
Husband: Your day was really that bad

by Shelby1300 May 31, 2020

Shower soap

You stick this up your ass to make ass eating more fun since it adds flavor and makes your ass smell nice.

1. “I noticed how Timmy used shower soap last night, sex was better now that he didn’t smell like crusty Doritos.”
2. “Use shower soap hunny, you look like someone with a severe case of herpys.”

by Wh0rny4Worldpeace August 29, 2020

The Confetti shower

When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.

Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.

by Le SaigneurDesAnus September 26, 2020

mud shower

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.

"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"

by Laurel Hard-on June 13, 2017

Lazy showers

Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.

Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"

by Jack dake December 1, 2017