Eye Man

Someone whos an actual eye

person: an eye man means Someone whos an actual eye
other person: oh really?

by AstoopidCloud November 26, 2020

sand in the eyes

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY PLANS

sand in the eyes

you will never get my plans
*runs away*

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.

If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

Emilia's Eyes

Vessels used to house and direct the judgement of all greek gods.

In modern day being gazed upon by Emilia's Eyes is being defined as a fate worse than any hell imaginable.
Anything but the judgement of Emilia's Eyes!
This will definetely recieve Emilia's Eyes.

by Johnny de Luxe October 29, 2020

Dode eye

This refers to when an individual is looking at someone in such a manner as to convey sexual interest. The "come fuck me" look.

Dude! That hottie over there is totally giving you the dode eye!

by ChardTortilla April 21, 2017

Eye ejaculant

The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.

Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.

by Headyesq October 13, 2017

saddlebag with eyes

Used to describe the face of a person who through age, weathering or too much time in the tanning salon has become over leathery.

I really used to fancy that check out woman from Tesco's however it appears that she must have bought a sunbed for herself and used it constantly for the past 3 months. She served me the other day and her face was like a saddlebag with eyes.

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 15, 2017