long drive

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.

Him: “that’s a long drive thooo”

Her: “why don’t you just tell me to kms then?”

by Kopicake September 18, 2025

Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.

"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."

by Kla31 July 30, 2022

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.

(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)

by zetazetaram May 31, 2016

drive by hookup

When (person 1) drives by their potential hookup(person 2)'s house. Then they call (person 2) to come out to the car. The two then hookup in the car, and thats that....until next time.

ex. 1:
"I had the gayest drive by hookup last night. Jonathan had a broken arm so it was impossible to get anything done....after an hour of kissing and banging my leg on the steering wheel I made a curfew excuse."

by Slooooot April 5, 2008

Driving Style

When someone is going insane over spilled juice.

Jake-why you going so driving style

by Madison, pseudonym February 28, 2022

rear-drive

gay person or homesexually-unbalanced

Berry: I don't want to hang out with those rear-drives. They're chicks-free.

by SLRussianboy August 5, 2018

Driving Miss Daisy

When you are Raw Doggin any woman over 65 in the back of her Buick.

I was horny, and your granny offered it up, so I went Driving Miss Daisy. Said she liked it raw. Reminded her of her first prom night with 3 of the guys from the basketball team.

by WhaddaMuthaFkr November 7, 2023