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BAD DAY: You know it's gonna be a bad day when you step in chewing gum with your right foot and doggie doo with your left foot-----and that's before you leave your bathroom!----
and you don't even chew gum!-----and you don't even have a dog!
"You're having a bad day when your bathroom is a sticky, shitty mine field!"
by Anne B. Schamell February 23, 2007
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valentine's day

a day, originally started by the Catholics, in honur of Saint Valentine ( for feasting )It is now mostly associated with the display of love, whether it be husband and wife or boyfriend and girlfriend, or a person to his/her cruch.

2. Unfortuneately, it has become a largely significant date in the eyes of companies ( Hallmark, Lingere stores, Chocolates stores, Jewelry shops ) to make large amounts of money, by selling ridiculously over-priced items. Even though the giving of jewelry may seem very common, it has only been around for appox. 20 or so years.

3. Also known as Saint Valentine's Day Massacre; because of the shooting of 6 of George 'Bugs' Moran's gangmembers by five members of Al Capone's gang in Chicago, Illinois, in 1929
Valentine's Day, supposedly,to be a gesture of love to your special 'someone', that has been turned into some corporate advertisement, over-priced gifts, money-making day.
by Zelero July 21, 2008
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Seven days

Weak,wack,ass,trash,Lame
Her: I wanna go watch frozen 2
Him: that shit seven days
Her: wtf is that supposed to mean
Him: that’s shit weak(week) asf
by RGEN December 13, 2019
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No Robux Day

At December 21st, all your robux will be taken away from your account and will not be given back unless you buy more after the day.
Tmr is no robux day, I dont want to lose all of my saved up robux.
by DefinitelyNotGuav December 14, 2020
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x-day

X-Day (the SubGenius rapture), voted Time Magazine's 'Scam of the Century', was supposed to have swept the SubGenii from the earth on July 5th, 1998. This was a faith-shattering event for many x-ists, who were not loaded into the pleasure-ships filled with sex-goddesses. Though it hasn't stopped the SubGenii from gathering every subsequent 5th of July devivals, in hopes that they may have been off by a few years.
I hope that there's a lot of bug-porn on those pleasure ships, come x-day.
by SuBsTaNc3 May 29, 2004
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Valentitties Day

A holiday on February 14th. It is very similar to Valentines Day, but instead of getting flowers or candy, a girl shows you her titties.
Dude i had so many valentitties last Valentitties Day.
by Jürgen Off February 13, 2009
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Litter Day

Usually celebrated around Earth Day when the weather is finally nice enough that you are able to drive with your windows down. This invariably causes all of the trash you have accumulated throughout the winter to start flying around the inside of your car until it flies out the open windows at about mach 1.3.
Scott couldn't hardly wait for Litter Day when the inside of his car would finally get cleaned out.
by gizzmo96 May 3, 2010
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