step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you would a step dad but you tolerate it because you know it's necessary because other people need it (your mom needing your stepdad)
"I have step dad issues with the media" - Will
"Is that a term? Is that an expression? What the fuck could that possibly mean?" -Daren
"Ya know how a lot of people hate their step dad? That's what I have with the media" -Will
by William Haynes July 15, 2015
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bad luck dad

a phrase you say when something unfortunate but trivial happens
person 1: *puts cupcake mix, oil, and water into a bowl. forgets to check if there's any more eggs for cupcakes and finding out afterwards there's none* i think we are out of eggs

person 2: wow, that's some bad luck dad
by bad luck dad August 06, 2018
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ur dad lesbian

a comeback to roast people with cuz you epic
HAH steve ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
by urmomishellagayy May 29, 2019
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ur dad lesbian

the only roast that can reverse ur mom gay
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world fucking implodes into death
solersystom entirly collapses
universe is completely obliterated
the multiverse completely dies
by hatman definitions May 31, 2021
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your dads nuts

'broo wtf theyre so miniscule that aint a shwaty?? bros shit tinnyyy"
"your dads nuts small g"
"how u know tht"
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by hornywatterbottle December 09, 2021
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dad-me-down

A garment or other item that has been passed on from a father to a child. A hand-me-down, but specifically from dear old Dad.
Misha says, "Hey, cool Hawaiian shirt!" and Travis replies, "Thanks, it's just a dad-me-down."
by Gastr1c February 22, 2022
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Hot dad summer

Summer shouldn’t just be for the girls or guys but instead should be all inclusive, this leads us to the fathers or our community. Whether it’s a dad bod with shorts or the man your daughter calls daddy. Hot dad summer is for those special men that either fathered you in life or those kinky men you call daddy in the bedroom.
Rachel: Is that your dad over there?

Brad: yeah it’s hot dad summer so he whipped out the cargo shorts and is flexing that beer gut.

Alexa: Hey daddy.

Ritchie: Yes kitten?

Alexa: why don’t you take off those shorts and show me what hot dad summer is all about...
by Yoej Otitses May 20, 2021
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