Its not Cancer

It is used by people who lost their children and disagreeing that Cancer exists.

Its not Cancer its surprise bone growth.

Its not Cancer its surprise cell growth

by Cavejoncen October 21, 2019

curing some cancer

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult

me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting

by elderlythud September 10, 2021

Apollo Proton Cancer Centre

APCC has a fully integrated treatment suite that offers the most advanced treatment in surgical, radiation and medical procedures. True to the Apollo Pillars of Expertise and Excellence, the Centre brings together a powerful team of clinicians renowned globally in cancer care.

Apollo Proton Cancer Centre (APCC) is the first and only proton therapy centre in South Asia and Middle East and it is India's first JCI accredited Cancer hospital.

by Apollo Proton November 25, 2021

big black cancerous balls

Cancer in the male organs that make male hormones and sperm (testicles).
The testicles are located inside a loose bag of skin (scrotum) underneath the penis.
Symptoms include a lump in either testicle and a feeling of heaviness in the scrotum.
Treatments include surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy.

Hey Stephanie just told me she has big black cancerous balls

by I like children 123 May 10, 2023

TikTok Brain Cancer

A part of TikTok so weird and deranged that it forms brain tumors. Example: Conspiracy theories, Racialism, Racism, Brainrot, Cringe and uncanny valley.

Bro my fyp is just TikTok brain cancer wtf.

Johnny probably has TikTok brain cancer.

by Delusionally July 20, 2024

Tires against cancer

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.

Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!

by Ligij September 26, 2023

Bunch of chancers

A group of people unable and/or unqualified to carry out a specific task.
They have a dangerous mix of imposter syndrome and narcissistic traits so they are not truly aware of how absolutely useless they are.
If you ever have to deal with a Bunch of chancers in business you'll find that they make the most basic tasks completely infuriating.

Can also be used in an affectionate manner

I had to email that bunch of chancers 19 times over the last 6 months and the problem is still not fixed. Seriously, why do they have to make it so hard. What a bunch of cunts.

by nodnodwinkwink December 13, 2023