Clam

A "clam" is a highly unsociable creature that lacks out-going ambitions. If you have a clam in your social circle they more than likely are always the person to deny doing anything besides staying at the their house and hanging out in their basement and smoking bongs. A typical clam will deny being a clam and will typically call others by their own putrid title, inorder flaunt their insecurity of their well-deserved title onto others.

"Ben, your a clam, you seriously will never do sh*t"

Person A: "Let's go play Frisbee at the beach man!"
Person B: "Nah, i'm not leaving my house"
Person A: "Clam...."

by Shank-Shaw August 25, 2013

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

clam dragging

Female version of tea bagging

She was clam dragging everyone last night

by The fuck is there December 18, 2016

Clam Grab

When a woman steals a mate from another woman; i. e. the female equivalent of a cock block.

Brenda manged clam grab Rob from Kelly.

by Master M T March 16, 2009

Slammin clam

When your playing golf and 2 balls collide on the green.

Slammin clams: “You hit my ball, we’ve slammed clams”.

by Dthedrick August 15, 2025

grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.

That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.

by Moper69 December 17, 2016

The Clam

The Clam - toilet, the shitter, bog hole.

‘Give me a minute, gotta go sit on the clam and drop a pearl. Been holding it in since Tuesday’

by Slatsy February 1, 2021