status block

when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway

idk what to write in my status... man i have major status block

by jelani913 June 17, 2009

block money

Money earned by dealing drugs in poor urban neighborhoods. The dealer stands on the corner of a city block waiting for customers, hence "block".

"...fuck dat rap shit, all this shit is block money...and the only way to get it is to sling raw"
- THE ROC, HOODZ: Stop Snitchin'

by DWarrior March 23, 2008

cock block

A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.

"That chick is so ugly"
"Yea, she's a cock block"

by Chinja101 May 18, 2009

Block Buzzard

To drop someone off for a quick stop, where instead of parking, you just drive around the block.

"I'll block buzzard until she's through. She'll only be a few minutes."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Status Block

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.

Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"

by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010

SPAM Block

To refuse SPAM when offered by another.

I offered him a taste of my SPAM burger three times, but I was SPAM blocked.

by g. gilk October 23, 2007

cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.

Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased noncomittal

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015