Battyman

A man who does get bent ova by ah next mon.

“Aye da man is ah battyman”

by EmmaTurtle July 11, 2025

Battyman

A man who wears pj's to school to impress girls

olafenwu is such a battyman, hes only wearing those pjs to impress those girls 🤣

by dhifheopfjno9ps October 13, 2025

absofuckinglutely battyfied

this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, Stevenage aka Chav-central

the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts

guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?

guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!

guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied

this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...

guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!

by michael 123 January 15, 2008

Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.

Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.

by Hman April 18, 2008

lachlan battye

Complete sex god. No doubt about it, he can pull any chicks pants down just by looking at them. He isn't boyfriend material though. Lachlan is only the one night stand kind of guy

Wow look at Lachlan Battye I wish he was in my bed

by definadorable July 3, 2016

Kiefer Battymon

when a mans snakes the fam to steal his space/seat

yo that man took your seat, he kiefer battymon'd you

by Fifimon May 11, 2018

a battybum

A battybum is someone who is a battybum and likes poking people

“Will you stop poking me your a battybum “

by Stayout March 1, 2019