Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

kit-kat bar

a delicous combination of chocolate and wafers combined to create a magical blast of flavor and is quite delicious when frozen.

also a sexy nickname.

hey kit-kat bar, your looking quite sexy today.

by brett, aka kit-kat bar January 11, 2009

holy shit bar

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

Student Bar Association

A bunch of jerks who throw out food and expensive tupperware every Friday at 5 p.m.

Alec: "Damn it! I hate the Student Bar Association! They ruin every Friday!"
PJ: "I know. Last week, they tossed an entire bag of groceries I planned to give to the poor."

by MLSAH May 3, 2015

bar-b-q

To take action. Go along with a plan or scheme.

"what are you gonna do Bar-b-q or mildew"

by Precise April 15, 2006

bar-b-glued

When bar-b-que sauce acts like a glue and causes things to stick together.

examples: food, fingers, anything it touches

My sandwich was bar-b-glued together so i couldn't pull it apart.

by see no evil November 7, 2010

Alaskan bar bq

The state of unlikely success, possibility, comprehension or understanding. As an extreme rarity.

Lighting a cigarette with a wet match is like an "Alaskan Bar bq".

Fitting in a size 10 shoe with your size 12s, is an Alaskan Bar BQ
He's trying to buy a car with no money or no job. That's an Alaskan Bar BQ

by Skeeter Bug July 22, 2018