by Anonymous October 17, 2003
Get the Lindbergh Baby mug.When man has a boner and tries to hide it by tucking in the waistband of his pants only to have the head of his dick pop out of the waistband, resembling a baby kangaroo in its mother's pouch.
Last night at the club, a girl was grinding on me so hard she gave me a hard-on. I tried to hide it by tucking in my waistband but when my dickhead peaked out it looked like I was carrying a baby kangaroo.
by TheDuctchPalindrome February 16, 2014
Get the Baby Kangaroo mug.As John played "world of warcraft" on his computer in his mom's basement he secretly licked baby formula through a fake nipple.
by ZBreezy June 28, 2009
Get the baby formula mug.When someone is performing fellatio and gets a load of cum in their mouth and then laughs shooting the cum out of their nose. i.e. like when someone shooting milk out there nose but with cum instead.
by Brain in the Rain November 15, 2011
Get the Snot babies mug.when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies
by jack master bates April 7, 2010
Get the shower baby mug.The act of masturbating after an incomplete sexual satisfaction session. In other words, masturbating after your lady stops pleasuring you right in the middle of the act.
Man 1: Dude my girlfriend just stopped blowing me halfway through!
Man 2: Whoa man what are you gonna do?
Man 1: Man, I'm gonna go Rib the Baby all over her pillowcase.
Man 2: Whoa man what are you gonna do?
Man 1: Man, I'm gonna go Rib the Baby all over her pillowcase.
by Weaton Leemour December 15, 2008
Get the Rib the Baby mug.A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.
by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007
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