Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

by BigPasta April 3, 2021

boat block

A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.

My wife hates fishing, that bitch is a boat block.

by Thefrisky April 25, 2015

Rocking the flesh boat

Fucking someone in the butt.

Don't bother john right now, he is with his girlfriend emily and he's rocking the flesh boat.

by Angus Mcfife August 2, 2025

Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...

"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."

by Arsk92 September 9, 2022

Rowing The Boat

Having Intercourse with an obese individual and, slapping their belly back and forth to recreate the motion of the ocean

Girl, I was pegging this big boy and we were totally rowing the boat!

by Uni-Xyz January 1, 2020

in the boat

If someone pisses you off so much, that you never want to speak or associate with that person ever again.
Life sentence

If I find out he's done that, then that's it, he's in the boat.

by the banditTtttpodfjgo[aernmgoB August 24, 2017

motor-boating

It means the activity of putting one's face between a woman's breasts, and rocking turning one's head rapidly from side to side while making a noise like a motorboat.

"Motor-boating her tits and go bbl bbl bbl bbl bbl..."

by ridemerideme February 5, 2022