Bottom Boat

Verb; Ass motor boating. To motor boat one’s Ass cheeks.

Rachel let me bottom boat her perfect ass!!!

by Bobby Sinatra November 4, 2023

Gravy boat

Cupping your hand under your butthole in the shower and farting in the water, then throwing it at someone.

You better stop playing or I’m gonna hit you with the gravy boat.

by BigPapaTFresh November 12, 2023

Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

u-boat

A u-boat is someone who can have an invisible disability and go undetected for years, like a u-boat, or an underwater boat.

So in middle-age, I've been diagnosed with autism. While it explains a lot, I feel like a u-boat.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024

throw yourself off the boat

to indulge in NSFW fetish work. this includes both writing and watching

joe: yoo i spent all night watching some freaky stuffff
james: you really just throw yourself off the boat like that?

by SebaliMotherTrucker January 18, 2024

Boat Jewelry

The gorgeous, generally bikini clad honeys you invite aboard your vessel to dress up the joint. You'll need to have a fully stocked bar, and preferably a blender, aboard in the hot summer months. It's a little work for a large reward.

Hey Greg - I thought it was your turn to drag up some Boat Jewelry for this trip. Blow the dust off your wallet and buy those ladies over at the bar some drinks!

by Read and Write April 9, 2023