anal stew

The collection of hair, toilet paper remnants, poop, underwear lint, and whatever else might get caught up in the ass crack.

My swamp ass has developed into a serious anal stew, I have to take a Silkwood Shower.

by Dirty OED February 13, 2017

australian anal

When your girl is riding you from on top and she bounces a bit too high so you line your throbber up with her brown eye causing her momentum to force her onto your flesh flute.

My missus wasnt keen on analsex, so i gave her the old Australian anal

by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016

anal mouthwash

when you participate in the act of shitting in someone's mouth and they proceed to gargle the feces in their mouth

i cant wait to have joseph anal mouthwash me

by John Wayne May 27, 2016

Anal annihilater

One who annihilates the anus.

Patrick: dude did you here about Justin?

Brandon: yep, he's a real anal annihilater!

by Drekster April 18, 2016

anal tape

When one puts tape on his or her butthole and they proceed to pull it off quickly.

Oh my god! Tyrone and I used anal tape yesterday. I'm so sore!

by Gryphion September 22, 2016

anal barometer

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.

Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!

by analholio August 9, 2016

anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.

'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'

by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016