The result of shaving while mounting your partner's rear in the style of the dog, letting the hairs fall onto your lubricated phallus and into her poop chute. Shortly there afterward, pull out and blow a load onto the mess. Smear it around liberally.
I like to rub my shlong into the greasy, gritty cobb salad i leave every time. My girlfriend doesn't, but she doesn't mind because I look better now.
by b0000330rnncncvxxx00 December 09, 2010
When a male recieves both falacio and analingus(salad) simultaneously by two females(sandwich), placing his sweaty sack on the face of one girl(thus floppy).
by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) January 21, 2010
jiggy jiggy jiggy, valid like salad !
by vls April 01, 2012
by Anonymousguy17 November 23, 2017
where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.
That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.
by Jack Meoffher February 09, 2005
by fo my pizz da playa September 10, 2003
The act of tossing some salad and the receiver of said salad tossing passes gas in your face. This act not only tastes and smells like a salad bought at a gas station, it also has the same degrading effect on your intestines.
by Jesty25 April 12, 2015