dylan salud

sexiest person in the state of Hawaii, he a player, he got big DICK, he wants to fuck everyone "girls and boys", he love to masturbate, he fucks his friends and family.

?: omg dylan you wanna fuck me!

dylan salud: yah

?: lets do it. but where?
dylan salud: at my house no ones home
?: ok.
?: "moans" you got a fuckin huge dick

by someone who fucked September 17, 2017

dylaning

The act of being hot, sexy, and cute all simultaneously.

“Yo look at that guy over there he’s dylaning”

by kellyoubrefan69 February 06, 2022

Dylaning

A term used to describe a specific form of assault wherein the perpetrator abruptly pulls down another man's pants and inserts the victims penis into their mouth before readjusting the victim's clothing.

“He was too shocked to even resist the Dylaning occurring”

by TYyrrePJ May 07, 2024

Dylanism

Straight up pedophilia

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism

by Juicenugget April 01, 2019

Dylanism

def. When you try and carry really hard as a top laner, but everything else fails so hard that makes it difficult to win. You can also use Dylnuh

Player A: I'm just with a hard case of Dylanism last time
Player B: Shit, got queue'd with shit team all the time?
Player A: Yeah, it sucked.

by Tropmeus September 26, 2020

Dylanism

The best of parts Nazism and Stalinism.

I follow a protocol of euthanasia, inspired by Dylanism

by pseudylanism August 11, 2021

Dylanism

To talk about something nobody for a long period of time

My friend suffers from dylanism

by Prowormaker May 20, 2024