General of Simps

Brandon christopher Lane.

Boy 1. “did you hear about the General of simps?”
Boy 2. “Oh, you mean brandon christopher lane?”
Boy 1. “Of course, he’s the one and only.”

by fatghostlesbian February 18, 2020

Dorty SIMP

A dorty simp is when one of the boys has been caught lacking by one of the other boys and still won’t admit to being a simp aka OISIN MCKEEVER

Oisin is a big dorty SIMP

by YouDortySlag July 27, 2020

Stop it simp

Can you stop stalking me and go back to being a mat Bay simp

You are such and idiot stop it simp

by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020

simp hansen

simp hansen is a term that was coined by CreepShow Art's fans. It is a nickname for Chris Hansen, who is a massive simp for Jefree Star (who sucks)

"Simp Hansen and Jefree Star support Dahvie Vanity, who is a child predator"

by mrpeanutstan May 19, 2020

Simp or pimp

Basically what simps call smash or pass, but simp means you would do anything for them or you can pimp which means let someone else have them.

Man 1: Simp or pimp Zendaya
Man 2: Sheesh I’m simping

Man 1: I am too

by anonymous June 25, 2021

Simp Syndrome

You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-

You simp you have the simp syndrome now.

by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020

Hanako-simp

They are a beautiful happy person and they are one of the best people in the world UnU ♥️

Hanako-simp is a simp XD

by Nene yashiro♥️ April 4, 2021