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Gentleman's Shower

It is common that when a male has a possible shot at engaging in sexual activity, he will first make sure that he has had a 'Gentleman's Shower'.

A Gentleman's Shower is much like a regular shower, but the majority of the time is spent washing the male's little cock and ball sack, rather than the entire body.
Man 1: We're going to pick up those two sluts in 30 minutes.

Man 2: Excellent. That gives me just enough time to have a Gentleman's Shower.
by King Gent March 6, 2012
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star showers

When your significant other likes being showerd in cum by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonators party!
"Dude check out that guys wife she sure love's her star showers!"
by Celebrity Jack December 6, 2015
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Brown Shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practice is common amongst members of the bdsm community.
Nam Nam straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her large Indian anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. She dropped her huge brown shower all over his body.
by MrJim December 21, 2018
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gravy shower

The act of scooping 5 ladles of gravy onto an individual's hair in order to maximize flow-volume
Bro 1: Dude-man, how did you get your flow to thick and shiny?
Bro 2: Come on dawger, I clearly took a gravy shower!
by Herb-scout April 28, 2014
mugGet the gravy showermug.

baby shower

You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”
by i'mprobablynsfw December 8, 2019
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Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.
Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!
by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022
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shitting the shower

Nah man, we ain’t dating. We just shitting the shower.
by Onthedownlow May 9, 2019
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