by WHahahahahahhahaahahha July 19, 2021
Get the Jelly Womenmug. Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
Get the Schmucker's Goober Jellymug. Also known as the Prostate it is a gland surrounding the neck of the bladder in male mammals and releasing prostatic fluid
by K33P3R March 28, 2021
Get the Trigger Jellymug. Last night I was with this chick that had me eat her ass after spreading Goober between her cheeks. I've been craving Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J) all day now.
by that-guy177 January 7, 2022
Get the Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J)mug. by jellyroller59 February 9, 2025
Get the jelly dippingmug. by nothingggx33 October 23, 2017
Get the jelly bellymug. My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010
Get the Jelly-Twatmug.