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kim squirt

When you are tucked so hard your nose bleeds and squirts everywhere!
Damn I kim squirted all over the bed sheets.
kim squirt by kim squirt February 12, 2026

kim squirt

When you are tucked so hard your nose bleeds and squirts everywhere!
Damn I kim squirted all over the bed sheets.
kim squirt by kim squirt February 12, 2026

Noa Kim-Maxxing

The act of actively doing something that will in turn make you worse in life.
“Nigga stop Noa Kim-Maxxing and do the warmup lap
Noa Kim-Maxxing by bigsolomoney February 12, 2026

Kim Jong Chunk

You find you self cornered in a corner in Northern North Korea. A round, wide bodied but massive shoed figure steps forward—Kim Jong Chunk, the legendary chunker, who crushes shoes with his massive shoes being pressed down on them by his weight. His voice grumbles, his thick northern north korean accent shivering your timbers: "Well, well... what we got here? Lookin’ like a shoe ripe for a chunkin’." Your shoebeat quickens. What do you do?
You clear you throat and open you mouth to speak, trying to keep you voice unsteady. "Look, chunk man , no trubul. Just assing through. " Kim Jong Chunk steps closer, the shadow of his insole swallowing your feet. He smirks, "This ain’t a place you just pass through without getting your toes flattened by ME. Speakin’ of, how many toes you got?"
Kim Jong Chunk by Bob B. Bobberton February 17, 2026

Kim-effekten

Ett fenomen i onlinechattar, speciellt Discord-servrar, där stämningen plötsligt går från lugn och normal till kaotisk, filtreringslös och ofta gränslös när en viss typ av person ansluter till konversationen.

Kim-effekten kännetecknas av att samtalsnivån snabbt förändras, där absurda, oväntade och ibland grova skämt börjar dominera, ofta inom några sekunder efter att personen anslutit.

Begreppet syftar inte nödvändigtvis på en specifik individ, utan på en återkommande personlighetstyp som konsekvent påverkar dynamiken i en chatt på detta sätt.
Det var helt lugnt i chatten nyss, sen slog Kim-effekten till och nu handlar allt om golden showers och glory holes.
Kim-effekten by cross2026 April 4, 2026
When a girl squeezes your nuts real hard right before you nut.
She was sucking my dick and pulled the ol Dirty Kim on me right before I nutted. She acted like she was trying to squeeze the air out of a balloon!
Dirty Kim by Firstassister April 15, 2026