Shit up

To insert a cork into someone’s glutinous Maximus and then insert a second cork into the mouth.

“Shit up Darwin!” Said Eric
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth

Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted

by Lilac Petal October 31, 2021

Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

shit punched

Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!

I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !

by Allegedly1 December 18, 2014

shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017

Dahhh say that shit

Dahhh say that shit basically means just kidding.

Here's an example:

Man I fucked your sister the other day, Dahhh say that shit.

Hey bro I'm about to vote for Donald trump, Dahhh say that shit.

Man I'm a crip and a blood, Dahhh say that shit.

Man she ugly then a hoe but got a fat ass, Dahhh say that shit.

by Skurrr214 November 12, 2015

Shit Veto

When your about to take a shit and someone says they have to piss real quick and uses the bathroom before you.

I got shit veto'd at Robins house again. I wish she lived in a house with two bathrooms.

by Dahiggz March 21, 2016

Shit stain

1. a brown indian
2. a shit stain
3. a shit stain

me: man, he's a shit stain
not me: dude that's racis-
*gunshot*
me: man, he's a shit stain

by ery_funi June 25, 2023