Mini Man

When you haveing a intercourse with a hot girl and then she surprises you by turning you over and crushing you with her giant ass.

Dude last night I was intercourseing that girl and she pulled a mini man on me!

by Zzzsaxyman September 11, 2021

Man-boa

The alpha male of his group, usually with a smaller than average penis, but has a leadership personality…

Man look at that man-boa, he commands the respect he deserves

by Mattdamon33 September 12, 2021

eat a man

suck a dick equivalent to telling someone suck a dick or smd

eat a man/ eat a manwich

by kylekilledyou September 13, 2021

Man Whore

Probably your brother might be named Dominic

Gurl 1:wasn’t your brother dating someone different last week

Girl 2: yes he’s a man whore

by Kk dhdndb September 13, 2021

man

a man

hes a man

by Seanisweird123 September 16, 2021

paperbag man

Paperbag man is a fictional superhero who has no gender besides being called a poobah, other attributes consists of, being horny 24/7, being able to eat planets, hes eaten out gods ass and said it tasted like cheese he also ate out satan's ass and said it tasted like cheese with texas Pete, he can suck the soul out of a slim jim,hes a strong advocate for fish rights, and Is possible a woman,on another note he is more powerful than any hero or villain(he ass fucked spawn),his outfit contains a magical bulletproof paperbag, magic bulletproof underwear,and magic pink cowboy boots,this hero can be located in los Santos.

Person 1: hey have you heard of paperbag man.
Person 2: yeah isn't he the grass dealer?
Person 1: (sexual bear noises)
Person 2:(is fucking dead)

by Idiotcowboy69 September 17, 2021

Owned Man

A male gold-digger who is at the disposal of a wealthy, female, sexual partner, and afforded the luxuries of her wealth, but confined to her expectations for his looks, attitude, and acquaintances.

Mary bought Kevin a house with a pool and told him he can't hang out with us anymore; he's an owned man.

by PenisDiderot September 18, 2021