I was just about to do that

When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it

"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."

by YeetedFeeted April 21, 2022

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 01, 2024

I like the shit of your cock

I fancy way of saying, "I like your style".
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.

I like the shit of your cock, kid.

by Yukasoka February 14, 2022

i pooped

when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"

freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha

by uhohstinkypoop October 16, 2019

Massi i am Pancake

Pancake is the better version of Massi. His Big masculer cock reaches to the edge of the know universe. When u see him you imitiedtly cu,

Bro i hate massi
Massi i am Pancake

by WhiskeyBravo_ August 03, 2021

Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...

Some dumbass said I was a

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022