I've never killed a man

If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.

"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."

by Dumb Bitch Juice Addict July 31, 2021

One punch man

Bald man who isn’t as strong as people say he is.

Person who is wrong: Saitama (one punch man) can beat ANYONE with one punch.
Person who is right: no Goku solos.

by Goku>fiction August 1, 2021

my mans caleb

the name of a 6’2 son of a pastor who lives in new jersey. he has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend who is the hottest bitch in the world. though kind, caleb will not fuck his extremely hot girlfriend even though he has a bet with his friends to lose his virginity first

yea you see that guy over there listening to car seat head rest that’s my mans caleb

by writingshitaboutauntgay August 1, 2021

Man-child

Seth Field

Lori’s husband is a man-child.

by Shlomo Schwartz August 1, 2021

Run from the man cena tiger

Basically, if your running away from TommyInnit and you die and then he commits drug crimes, you are running from the man cena tiger. However, it is much more complex than that, you must first retrieve the invisible penis which will save you from world hunger. Don't do drugs kids and make sure to kill CG5.

TommyInnit: I am here b*tch
Me: Ahhh! Run from the man cena tiger friend
Friend: Ok, but we must retrieve THE TUBBO!

by Little Alien Who Despises Drug August 2, 2021

Wing man

He stinks, he doesn’t bathe, that shirt he’s wearing is at least 5 days old.
Stupid drunk, can’t even get out of the man cave because his parents can’t even handle the stench.

Go bathe wing man

by TheDaintTaint August 3, 2021

Man Rock

Man Rock, the unofficially acclaimed genre name for heavy metal/ rock. Most Man Rock bands have a slight country voice with a harder twist and sometimes catchy lyrics. Heavy melodic guitar and drums that make a grow man emotional like they’re watching an naruto AMV from 2008. This includes bands like Nickleback, Five Finger Death Punch, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Godsmack. Men that listen to Man Rock most likely will be wearing metal mulisha fitted caps backwards to their eyebrows, most have a huskier build, XXL T-shirts or fitted T’s that have been worn for years, large puffy skate shoes like DC and DVS’s or sandals, and jorts with a wallet chain.

-Hey man do you listen to Breaking Benjamin??

- Nah man I don’t listen to Man Rock.

by Digital Takashi August 3, 2021