A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
Get the maintenance man Davemug. by Saxy space man November 28, 2021
Get the Saxy space manmug. A desperate girl that takes men by the hand in the Club and sleeps with them because she loves it. The Man has been 'accosted' by a Female. The Female is a 'Man Acoster'.
by Neptunenec December 6, 2013
Get the Man Acostermug. He was hogging the megaphone after saying he would give it back only to then complain about the work that others weren’t doing even though he also wasn’t doing it. Therefore he is indeed a wo-man.
by Ava Ben August 30, 2022
Get the Wo-manmug. Verb
Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.
Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.
by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018
Get the Spider-manmug. Let's say we got Carol here and about 9 months ago she got railed so hard her legs shook by my man Tyrone and she gave birth and it comes out the vagina like it's nothing because of Tyrones BBC and you look at this kid and it was born with some testicles and a piece of nerves and cartilage aka a dick and balls and that's all there I'd to it I don't care how much u weird purple hair girls wannabe screw off
by cocky little spit fuck May 28, 2022
Get the Manmug. A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022
Get the The longest sentence known to manmug.