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Day-ol-dick

A descriptive term used to describe a mans genitalia after a hard days work.
Man I need a shower. This day-ol-dick's gotta go!
by Jrock, Russell the 1eyedmuscle September 4, 2010
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dick touching session

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.
LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.
by infantryscoming August 19, 2010
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Dicks in my hand

An unfortunate circumstance. When something just isn't going your way.
Jeff: Oh man. Dicks in my hand. This traffic is ridiculous.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.
by BTaylor4 June 15, 2013
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detroit dick slap

The act of taping a knife to your cock, and dick slapping someone.

Jeff: Dude I Detroit Dick Slapped Samantha last night!
John: What is that?
Jeff: Let's just say she's cut pretty badly
by master cumfuck December 13, 2013
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big dick shit

When you have something cool or do something cool
Guy one: yo look at my cummins, big dick shit
Guy two: hell yeah, big dick shit
by Neck_Breakin_Nate December 20, 2016
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Cheesy Shit Dick

When you put mac n cheese on her ass then perform anal.
by Nanera420 July 10, 2019
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Big Dick Energy

Joker's big dick energy rivals even Emo Peter's big dick energy.
by Hefusius420 November 10, 2019
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