Shit on your dick gay

Something that is extremely gay, nothing else in the know universe can possibly be gayer.

"Oh man I can't believe that guy just grabbed my balls, that was so gay!"

"No dude that wasn't just gay, that was shit on your dick gay."

by Mr. Naperville December 15, 2009

Keep ya dick up

A phrase that means not to get discouraged, but rally to keep on truckin', Friday's coming soon!

After the kicker missed the game winning field goal the coach said "keep ya dick up"

by The Crazy Jihad December 7, 2006

get off my dick

A proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a bitch.

#1. Why are you drunk at noon. -Get off my dick #2. Why are you coming back at 9am? -Get off my dick #3. Thats an American flag, not a pirate flag. You can't steal it. -Get off my dick #4. Why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -Get off my dick #5. Why would you break the fan? -Get off my dick #6. Why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -Get off my dick #7. You fed my fish everclear? -Get off my dick #8. Stop pissing on the floor!!! -Get off my dick #9. Hows life? -Get off my dick #10. Can you say anything but "get off my dick"? -Get off my dick

by Bonediddie June 4, 2007

donkey dicked mother fucker

a guy who is hung like a donkey

damn, that nigga is a donkey dicked mother fucker.

by h bizzle 5 shizzle July 1, 2006

dick ass mo fo

See also "Fucktard" and "Bitch ass ho".

You farted you dick ass mo fo!

by Bubbalicious December 30, 2003

Double Dick Rubbing

When you have two girls to rub your manhood at once.

John was double dick rubbing last night. He had two chicks on him all night.

by danktheblank May 1, 2011

flavored dick box

a vagina

Nichole went down on me last night and then I ate out the flavored dick box.

by bigg willie pipe layer November 27, 2010