Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

Your Mom

A total MILF I would do any day...

Boy 1: Dude, your mom is such a MILF!
Boy 2: Eww don't be gross!

by BendOverLittleBoy August 31, 2020

your mom

the person i am doing right now

You: What are you doing
Me: YOUR MOM

by A Local Idiot September 21, 2020

your mom

an amazing person, love her so much. tell your mom i miss her

your mom is the best person in the whole world

by heyiguesslolzies November 27, 2021

Your mom

The person you still live with

Jeff: who is that fat chick over there

Me: your mom

by Person your looking at June 1, 2018

Your mom

Fat

If you eat cheeseburgers and weigh 1000 pounds your either American or live with your mom or even both

by Karlstir February 5, 2021

Your mom

The answer to every question

Steve: what are we doing tomorrow

you: your mom

by Anonymous1102 December 17, 2018