dandy slap

to use one's penis to slap another man's penis

'Tom was drank piss last night, so I dandy slapped him and then shat on his shoes'

by Tom's Sister August 21, 2007

Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.

"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"

by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006

Sticky Slapping

cumming on your hand slapping the girl twice, then slapping her with your dick

Dude, look Jordan is sticky slapping Catherine!!

by Jordan Aaron Robinson December 07, 2007

Bieber slap

to get beat down and embarassed in the worst way possible

France got Bieber slapped at the 2010 world cup.

by Blackmaninawhitesuit June 22, 2010

Handicap Slap

A game in which people look for cars with handicap tags . Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to slap while yelling, "Handicap SLAP!!!!"

Liz sees a handicap sticker on a car and yells, "Handicap SLAP!" while slapping Jason on the arm. He then turns to her and says, "Oh, its ON now!!'

by Lizzywiz April 22, 2010

Sack slap

1) The act of rubbbing the sweat off of your own testicals and proceeding to smack the nearest individual in the face

2) when one man randomly decides to smack a mans ballsack in the middle of Lunch

'Slap'
TIM- Ahh what was that for, man?
HENRY- Dude, You just got sack slapped!

by Ballsack Stalin August 08, 2009

spiderman slap

After ejaculating in your hand you bitch slap someone

After I came in my hand I Spiderman slapped the hoe

by pkboicu January 25, 2012