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Ur cousin fucks dozens

The most deadly diss ever to exist in man kind and totally cancels out “ur mom gay” “your dad lesbian” and “your granny tranny”.
Joe: ur mom gay lol
Steve: ur dad lesbian haha
Joe: THATS IT
Steve: CHILL JOE I WAS JOKING
Joe: Your cousin fucks dozens
Steve: chokes on a rock and fucking dies
by Skrttttt May 13, 2018
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checking to see if ur cake

possible tw

basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.
girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?

boy: no, what happened?

girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake

boy: oh dear

checking to see if ur cake
by aussie_qunt August 23, 2020
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ur momma so fat

ur momma so fat that she poops so big
by Sophia_Cutie19 July 16, 2022
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ur family tree LGBT

The ultimate comeback, overrules all other family-related insults.
Whoever receives this comeback needs to re-evaluate their existence.
David: "ur mom gay lol"
Joep: "don't make me say it"

David: "and ur granny tranny "
Joep: "ur family tree LGBT "
David now needs therapy in order to get his life back on track
by Tappie23 March 14, 2018
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Ur mum gay lol

Yeet 1:go die in whole
Yeet 2:ur mum gay lol
by Yeeeturmumgaylol October 1, 2020
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ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.
Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Rickythepain May 25, 2018
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Im ok ur ok

General expression of contentment and accpetance of self and circumstances
Im ok ur ok we’re ok they’re ok it’s ok I’m not as tall as you but that’s ok I’m not as short as you but that’s ok…
and so on and so forth.
by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008
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