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by Moe Lester wanna come over ;) December 13, 2021
Alex: Ur mom gay
Jones: Ur dad lesbian
Alex: Ur dad likes spageth
Jones: *throws up, explodes, goes to hell*
Jones: Ur dad lesbian
Alex: Ur dad likes spageth
Jones: *throws up, explodes, goes to hell*
by Pineapple0npizza March 17, 2018
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
1. When someone says or does something profoundly so stupid and out of pocket, that you are flabbergasted that they actually said it. Instead of cussing them out, you reply with this clever response; as a way of showing them that you are the bigger person (and maybe smarter) and reminding them of what they just said so they can rephrase what they stated... immediately giving an apology. 2. A short way of saying I beg your pardon or excuse me. 3. A polite way of telling someone that they are an idiot. 4. Just a simply sarcastic response to something some one just said.
I forgot to tell you that I ate all of the truffles last night...
I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Why didn't you ask before eating all of my stuff?!
I prefer dairy over oat milk, I can't believe that you won't drink milk!
I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Oat milk, is way healthier than real cow's milk.
I absolutely hate cats!
I beg ur scuse me?! I cannot believe what you just said.
I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Why didn't you ask before eating all of my stuff?!
I prefer dairy over oat milk, I can't believe that you won't drink milk!
I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Oat milk, is way healthier than real cow's milk.
I absolutely hate cats!
I beg ur scuse me?! I cannot believe what you just said.
Person 1 : Ahhh... I hate you so much! No, no, d-don't let it come, n-NO!!!
Person 1 : ur mommy XY chrommy
Person 2 : *Re-creates the universe 100 times*
Person 1 : ur mommy XY chrommy
Person 2 : *Re-creates the universe 100 times*
by Homie Box April 26, 2018
The immortal "ur" joke. No one can be defeated using this phrase. This is a phrase stronger than Thanos' snap. It can wipe out 75 percent of life on the universe.
person 1: Your mom is big gay and u have bit lgbt.
person 2: *default dancing* ur family big not straight.
person 1: *head implodes*
person 2: *default dancing* ur family big not straight.
person 1: *head implodes*
by xX_rayhole_asseater_69_Xx February 15, 2019
by Daddy Longstaff March 09, 2018