turd of mouth

Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.

Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?

Jeff: Turd of mouth.

by Arthur Riddic Oldman August 22, 2012

turd surge

the recurring feeling that you have to take a dump, some what similar to man contractions.

I was prarie dogging all the way home from work, I was having terrible turd surges.

by rlarge86 November 27, 2011

treacle Turd

when you eat so much treacle, or honey that your turd turns stringy.

oh dude i just had a shit, it was like tring coming out my ass, talk about painful and gross". "Ahh dude, sounds like a treacle turd

by DinoRawwr March 6, 2011

Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

Road Turd

When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.

Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?

Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.

by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011

Turd Slide

An alternate name for a sewer.

After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”

The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.

by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

Turd nugget

Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;

Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?

by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 10, 2017