albino turd

A term referring to white trash punk rockers who pretend they're in a band but never go to practice and only jam at guitar center.

When are the Albino Turds playing?
Never

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

cherry turd

a bloddy piece of shit

woah dude i just dumped that cherry turd

by chanman1223 July 19, 2015

Turd Edging

Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.

I almost shit my pants today because I was turd edging through the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy.

by Black Brian March 25, 2022

Invisi-turd

When you take a shit and it falls down the bend in the toilet before you flush, hiding it from sight.

Person 1-'Dude, I swear I just crapped...'
Person 2-'Musta' been an invisi-turd'

by 7cosmo1234 May 23, 2011

turd surge

the recurring feeling that you have to take a dump, some what similar to man contractions.

I was prarie dogging all the way home from work, I was having terrible turd surges.

by rlarge86 November 27, 2011

Booze Turd

A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.

My hangover disappeared after I expelled a nasty booze turd.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

turd fleece

When you have to warm your self up by coating yourself in doo doo.

What are you doing in there? "Shut up man, I making my turd fleece!"

by Bigcarl510 September 14, 2015