Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;
Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 10, 2017
Get the Turd nuggetmug. A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
by E hates Q September 12, 2021
Get the Floor Turdmug. oh dude i just had a shit, it was like tring coming out my ass, talk about painful and gross". "Ahh dude, sounds like a treacle turd
by DinoRawwr March 6, 2011
Get the treacle Turdmug. Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.
by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020
Get the Turd Blossommug. Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 4, 2020
Get the toot the turdmug. That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.
by The mad fapper September 3, 2013
Get the Turd holstermug. by toypit April 18, 2022
Get the Turd Ballmug.