The Tom Brady

When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son

Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it

by Septictank69 January 11, 2020

Tom white

A pasta loving bafoon who eats nothing but sweets, pasta and bread. And the occasional chunk of tree bark

Person 1: Hey guess who’s eating pasta?
Person 2: Tom white?

Person 1: you bet it

by Cosycommonroom January 28, 2020

Captain Tom

When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking

I tired to Alabama the Mrs last night but captain Tom got in the mix

by Windsor Disgruntled May 27, 2020

Tom Brady

A literal absolute Chad. He makes all men question their sexuality. And the only two names you should name your child

Tom: Did you see Tom Brady last night?
Brady: What a man! A Greek god!

by SuperDuperCoolBoy June 18, 2020

Tom kat

A punk that acts like a stray cat. Undomesticated and uncombed.

Damn, check out that tom kat in the disco ball leather..over by the gutter!

by Baugus December 4, 2012

Tom Blacknell

Local Hero

If you were to have a Tom Blacknell day that would mean your day was good.

by obrigadosenhor September 29, 2012

Tom cruiser

its where you get a girl to sit naked on your stick shift in your car. and move her around like the stick.

dude, my stick is so sticky today after my girlfriend did a tom cruiser last night

by fratbro69 October 31, 2011