swinger dog

Swinger dog; A dog that lives down the road and is shared by families... most who live in trailers.

Swinger dog; Goliath is a big pitbull that swings with my family, screws my bitch, and lives a mile away.

by mr.b.whisker April 25, 2020

dog on me

another version of “don’t make fun of me” or “don’t bully me”

“hey don’t dog on me but i think i like him”
“are you serious? ew.”

by Wjatwhatwhy December 19, 2019

dog swamp

a place (usually a party/gala/event) that is lame ass. there are usually a small amount of girls at said place and any girls that are there are coyote fucking ugly.

Ted: "Dude, how was that party last Friday?"

Bill: "That shit was a fuggin dog swamp! all the liquor in the world couldn't help those bitches"

by Tacodon December 31, 2008

Dice Dog

The guy at the gaming table who gathers any dice on the floor after a gaming session.

"Hey Ollie, your the dice dog, go and get my d20 bitch."

by CloudX9 December 18, 2011

whoop the dog

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis. Sometimes in an aggressive manner.

Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Of course I do man! Don't you?

Hey Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Yeah man, of course I do! Don't you?

by Dirtymutt July 13, 2015

Florida Dog

A FUCKING ALLIGATOR

Fear the featherless fright that blights the plight that is Florida aka a Florida dog

by THEyeetBoi October 16, 2020

Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.

by The Meme February 6, 2009