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shitty word

when said wrong word at wrong time
that was a shitty word at the funeral.
by nigelzapper1111 April 16, 2019
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word-alliteration

Term that describes a situation where you unkowingly trap yourself in a sentence where your only option is to say the same word that you aready said earlier in the sentence, making you sound like a goddamn moron.
Grandparent: "So what do you study these days?"
Middle Eastern Studies Major: "Well, I study... Middle Eastern Studies"
Grandma: "Nice word-alliteration, jackass."
by pornomancer July 30, 2010
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four words

a warning before you bitch someone out for touching your shit.
"four words- DONT TOUCH. MY SHIT."

or more specific
"four words- DONT TOUCH. MY PHONE."
"four words- BACK THE FUCK UP."
by moderndreamer March 18, 2009
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word bomb

When someone writes a ridiculous response long to something that could be answered or commented with a few words.
B: "A did not clean the dust off the desk!"

A: "I had not the time to do it yet"
B: *long answer why it is ethically not acceptable and whatsoever happened or could happen because of it*
A or C: "dropping a word bomb again hum?"
by yatqua July 2, 2017
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word burning

Similar to "Book Burning", it is when a word is no longer liked by a group of people and they decide it should no longer be used. Often used when a word is considered "negative" even though it is accurately used by its definition. The intention and the way a person is using it may be what is not liked but it is the word that is cancelled.
"Retarded" means less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age. But some people use it as a derogatory term so we are no longer allowed to use the words "Retard" or "Retarded". Those words have been burnt. We are practicing "word burning".
by murley March 19, 2021
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Word Lamer

Someone who can't really type definitions that well in Urban Dictionary-or have no urban sense whatsoever, so instead, they make up random nouns that sound like crap when used in a sentence.

The definitions of the word lamer is usually pretty cheesy and stupid; they are almost always in association with structures like "is such a", "is totally a", or "acts like a".

These people probably spend their days at the malls and never even seen anyplace urban before, or are just uncreative.

Synonymous to n00b
Word Lamer Guy: Duuuuddee, Christie didn't give me any last night. Instead she was playing 6 hours of habbo hotel while gobbling up some cheetos. Ugh she is such a habgobble!

Bob: Uhm... wow. What in the world did you just say dude?

Word Lamer Guy: Shut up man! Gosh, Bob always acts like a Gremkledopey!

Bob: ...
by Gigafrost February 26, 2009
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Word Court

An imagined court which tries lawsuits against a specific word or phrase which is accused of being illogical, deceptive, fraudulent, or offensive to someone.
Word Court is currently trying the word HAMBURGER, LIPSTICK, BIRTH CONTROL, CRIMINAL JUSTICE, and others.

NARRATOR
Welcome to Word Court, where words go on trial.
SECRETARY
Today, we will hear oral arguments in case number 52-67-42, Consumers v Commercial Users of the word HAMBURGER.
JUDGE WORDY
Mr. Prosecuting Attorney, please state your case.
PROSECUTOR
Your honor and members of the jury. This class action lawsuit is against the individuals, businesses, and corporations which use the word HAMBURGER to get consumers to buy what they call hamburgers, but are really dead cow flesh sandwiches. They do so by indirectly saying that the dead animal flesh is a meat which is or contains HAM. That is a false statement. Ham is more expensive than beef because it is made from a cut of a dead pigs’s leg, processed, and preserved by adding salt and other spices. Ham is made around the world including regional specialties such as Westphalian ham, Spanish jamón, Italian Prosciutto, and Smithfield ham in the US. The curing process takes from 9–months to a year.

JUDGE
Thank you, Mr. Prosecutor. We will now hear the defense attorney.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY
Your honor and members of the jury, the facts you just stated make it clear that the word HAM does not belong in the word HAMBURGER. Hamburgers should be called beefburgers or meatburgers, not HAMBURGERS.

JUDGE
How do you clients plea?

My clients plea "nolo contendere",
and apologize to everyone for having used the word HAMBURGER.
by but for April 20, 2019
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