Jones

Being called a Jones means that your a terrible defender as in Phil Jones the terrible England and Manchester United defender

Your playing like Jones!!!
Your worse than Jones!!!

by Jermain Defoe 2.0 July 14, 2018

Emily Jones

Isn't that the square headed fella from Minecraft?

Person 1 : "Is that Emily Jones from Minecraft?"
Person 2 : "You mean Steve?"

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Jone

A mix of cuteness and evil. An astonishing girl, the time flies when you are with her. She loves eating and may get aggressive if she is very hungry. Also, she is a bit crazy, but nothing to worry about, or that I believe.

Rowboat and a ukelele are included.

Jone be like: Gg

by Txapata November 22, 2021

timmy bobby jones

It means a little kid or a someone who is a gullible or stupid.

All these timmy bobby jones are falling for this stupid man’s tricks.

by worldsaver February 11, 2025

Pulling a jones

When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good

He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!

by Tseug February 21, 2015

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022