A great war hero turned soldier of fortune, John Peterson was a strapping young soldier who took part in the Vietnam war. However, after becoming disillusioned with the war, he moved on to become a soldier of fortune, fighting as a mercenary for those who paid the highest sum. This took him on to numerous adventures all around the globe, so much so that he has become viewed as a 'Indiana Jones' type figure amongst those who know and know of him.
Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
women: "oh my, John Peterson is such a hunk!"
guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
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