j-bills

the act of smoking fake weed made of oregano, parsley, leaves straight off of the tree, grass out of the lawn mower bag, or a wendey's garden salad.

or

the act of being illergic to life or creeping hard on girls

or

the act of wearing condoms around 24/7 in hope of getting laid- it doesnt hurt to be prepared

im going to j-bills at the prom night

by FLY-INgHI October 12, 2010

Dirty J

A man in his early 40s who acts like he’s in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendale’s stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesn’t shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.

Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man he’s done so many things in his life I’m so impressed and he’s only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.

by sandvag May 18, 2021

J-House

A "downs" kid who attempts to beat box but simply memorizes songs off of the radio and repeats them to a group of kids at a lunch table.

lunch tabel:"hey j house give us some beats!"

j-house:"i aint gott nufin today"

lunch table:"come on j house we wont be here tomorrow"

j-house:"ight guyz this is dj big read with that new track from T-pain" then the j house sings the song making a ass out of himself

by IceMang January 4, 2008

J Gurl

A female who constantly blows up a man’s phone. All night and day. Even if he is working and she is at home with her non essential ass. Then gets mad bc he doesn’t respond right away. Simply because she is bored.

Juliann has text me 63 times. She knows I’m at work right now. Super busy. Man she’s acting like a straight J Gurl.

by GrahamBo88 April 19, 2020

Naomi J.

Naomi is the type of friend you'd never want to lose. She may not be bubbly or very optimistic, but her unique personality is one you get drawn to easily. She's calm under pressure and quite naturally smart. She's especially responsible, and you can trust her with anything. Naomi is pretty inside and out and is a very strong spirit. Be careful never to betray her, because once you break her trust your friendship is over. She always knows what to say, and gives the best, and sweetest presents for your birthday or holidays. You can always rely on her, and she deserves the very best since she gives so much to her friends.

1: man that girl is so great! i'm so glad she's my friend!
2: that's Naomi J. for you!

by ursecretfriend<3 February 26, 2021

j babe

Pretty much the biggest bully to his friend's. But has not came out of the closet yet?!

Stop being gay j babe

by Alpacalover420 July 4, 2016

j-slut

a really big douche bag who wears leather jackets hoping people think he's cool.

"Man he has a really cool leather jacket" "Eh, he's a j-slut for wearing it. He thinks it's cool"

by Skits98 November 3, 2011