captian triple hook

When using a triple prong fishing gspy to stimulate a girl. Pulling it out causes tearing.

captian triple hook stuck again. Leaving Peter no room for entry.

by Dave skylark February 18, 2015

triple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and six great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Triple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

triple dipper

ewan being a idoit

ewan you triple dipper

by triple dipper May 9, 2018

Triple wet Willy

When you are getting a blowjob and you lick your fingers and stick them in both of her ears.

The wife was going down on me last night and I gave her the triple wet Willy.

by Eagle King October 15, 2021

telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

tin triple chin

A women who is so fat that she has chins literally pouring out of her neck

Dude, holly shit, look at that lady, she has a tin triple chin.

by Pussy d3vourer May 16, 2016

triple h

text lingo that represents the 3 h’s: High, Horny, and Hard

i told that girl from the party i was triple h and we smashed all night

by lexin October 29, 2018