Toilet Paper Hoarding

What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.

No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.

Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.

You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.

Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.

My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.

by TauKitty April 21, 2020

Skibidi Toilet

A Un-funny toilet meme

Your so "Skibidi" Or your so "Skibidi Toilet"

by MR_Planey January 12, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi toilet is a head coming out of a toilet.

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"let me watch Skibidi Toilet"
"hey kids, here's your-"
"SIGMA MEALS! SKIBIDI SLICERS!"

by N0T_S0ME1 April 20, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Some fucking brainrot man. Who enjoys toilets with heads T_T...
BTW TEAM CAMERAMAN FOREVER!!!!!!1!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

''Damn i'm a Skibidi Toilet sigma''
''Dude, that's why nobody sits next to you in break''

by imbetterthanuincallofduty December 12, 2023

Best Toilet Service (BTS)

Real full form of BTS

Sigma: What is the full form of BTS?

BTSfan: It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan!
Sigma: No, it’s not….
BTSfan: Huh? Then what’s the real full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service (BTS)

BTSfan: 😭😭😭😭

by King of all gamers March 5, 2024

Toilet Gang

Toilet Gang is a GMIS MYP community (gang) aka. Asu Gang. It is led and founded by pooorwangg aka. bos, GL. Members include: fighter, bodyguard, executioner, kg and crook

some of our achievmentss; making ms desi fired, making sir soyuz retire, making ms anupama retire, avoiding 5 suspensions, smoking paper, ruled the entire myp, trashed 7c, sir bharath nearly left.

Siheon: is that the toilet gang?
kimberly: omg yaa, they are so toxic
Charleon: nah, fuck off they are pussy
junsik: yo chill, they gona beat me up

by welovemsdesi April 14, 2021

tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.

I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.

by JP knows best October 22, 2020